ALWAYS, ALWAYS CHECK YOUR SKIRT ISN’T TUCKED IN YOUR KNICKERS…Read more "Letter to my 16year old self…"
At least my name isn’t Richard Champion…Read more "What’s the name of the game?"
Am I too old to be happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time?Read more "What’s my age again?!"
“…or do you perhaps think…that nature gave women nipples as a kind of beauty-spot, not for the purpose of nourishing their children?”Read more "Mum’s the word"
I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m a child, I’m a mother (I’m not).Read more "I AM WHO I AM"
The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 18 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.Read more "The older I get, the earlier it gets late."
“The quarter-life crisis is a period of life ranging from twenties to thirties, in which a person begins to feel doubtful about their own lives, brought on by the stress of becoming an adult.”Read more "Quarter-life what?!"