Being self-absorbed is only an attractive trait in tissue and tampons.
“Now I’m out here lookin’ like revenge
Feelin’ like a ten, the best I’ve ever been…”
It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.Read more "6 months on…"
Everyone is entitled…to my opinion. (THIS IS A JOKE GUYS)Read more "Emily: Self (en)Titled."
Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? Asking for a friend.Read more "When I get that feeling…"
On paper he’s my type, he’s got crack, but I’m not going to put all my eggs in one basket in case he’s muggy.Read more "On paper…"
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.Read more "It can’t rain all the time."